I may be new at this whole mom thing but I do know enough to teach my daughter that “finders keepers” is only acceptable for umbrellas in taxi cabs and pennies on the street lying heads up. And maybe illegally covert White House documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act.

The story in a nutshell: Woman loses expensive camera. Family finds expensive camera. Family won’t return expensive camera because family’s 9 year-old child “really loves it” and they “can’t bear to take it from him.”

Good lord, it’s a camera, not a puppy.

(Thanks, BoingBoing)