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from: mom101
subject: The Most Popular Penis Names of 2005 as Released by the Social Security Administration

Fred

Wayne

Armande

Big Guy

Joe-Bob

Fast Eddie

Rico

King Ralph

Anthony Jr.

You Old So-and-So

to: mom101
from: lists@mcsweeneys.net
re: your submission

Liz, I’m passing on this one. But thanks for the read.
Best,
Benjamin.