Some Ego Stroking for Your Inner MILF

Actual quote: Um, well I thought the shirt was funny. Then um, I realized like, hey, it’s true. I DO like hot moms! So uh, well I got it. That’s it.

Ignore the fact that he has the second head of a large black man growing out of his shoulder. This guy’s a catch and a half. Single moms, start your engines.

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47 thoughts on “Some Ego Stroking for Your Inner MILF”

  1. Where did you find this guy? Was he weaseling around BlogHer trying to get lucky? And yes .. the phone thing is a bit silly …

  2. Now just find one that doesn’t look young enough to be my kid! I have a long list of “wants” whenever you’re ready!

  3. haha – jason avant over at dadcentric wore the same shirt (well, not *the same one* but you know what i mean) on his blog (http://ruggerjay.typepad.com). i think it’s a cute t and for some reason, doesn’t bug me like the term MILF does. then again, i don’t know what that bugs me either:)

  4. At first I was distracted by the PDAs and the enormous crucifix, but at closer inspection, I realized he looks like a lot of the guys I knew in New York.I’m willing to guess that he works some sort of construction/electrical/telecom job and is a nice Italian or Irish guy who loves his mom.

  5. I got that shirt for my husband’s birthday because he wanted one that <>wasn’t<> a firefighter tee which all of his are. He’s worn it twice since then. Once to my birthday dinner, the second was to a father and son golf tournament. He made the mistake of going into Walmart with it on — never, ever, again.

  6. Liz – How did you get the job of pimping this guy? You know it’s hard out here for a pimp. Trying to get the money for the rent…

  7. Very cute face but he should maybe put some sort of age qualifier on there. He doesn’t look old enough for a hot mom anywhere past 30.

  8. He must be the brother of the man I saw at the park with his family the other day. The one proudly sportin’ the Hooters t-shirt!

  9. Crazed and Stephanie: I suppose MILF is now one of those terms where I hear it and don’t even think of what it really stands for. I just think of the connotation. And American Pie.But I do have to agree, yes, it would be far more palatable if the expression were <>Mom I’d Like to Caress Gently Into The Night After Making Sweet Sweet Love To Her.<>

  10. Sigh. The electronics strapped to his belt. The huge cross hanging from his neck. The backwards cap. What’s not to like about that guy? Damn. I’m already married.My loss.

  11. It is a little creepy-is he trying to score, or is he complimenting his wife, or what? Intriguing…But the cross? Does that mean that what he really *hearts* is hot Christian Moms?

  12. Did you ever see the film “How to Get Ahead in Advertising”?The large black man’s head coming out of the MILF-lover’s shoulder made me think of it…

  13. Yeah, I’m curious about how you got him to pose. Did you tell him it was for a blog? A blog called MOM-101? And if so, ya think he’ll come check himself out?? I feel compelled to say something nice… HEY, GREAT SHIRT THERE!!

  14. I’d be flattered by a garbage man whistling at me, so he’s totally fuckable. MILF? Hells yeah. Who needs all that make love shit. I’ve got a 2 year old running around. 🙂

  15. Maybe he loves hot moms as all the radiation from his phones directed at his penis has rendered him sterile ?Just a thought …He does have a nice smile though 😉

  16. Saw that shirt at Target. Asked the hubs if he would wear it if I bought it for him. He said he couldn’t wear it because it isn’t true. Before I could spit out “WTF” he told me and I quote “I don’t love hot Moms, I only love one hot Mom.” Awwww.

  17. I notice he’s got his “rally cap” on. At least that’s what we called a backwards cap in sports. He must really be working it.

  18. I JUST saw a guy with the same shirt on while we were waiting for a table at a breakfast joint. He was with his wife and kids.I was like, “Look at that guys shirt.” And my hub replied, “Is that supposed to be a complement to someone like YOU or his wife?”I dunno, maybe they’re fishing for a threesome.Either way, it’s cool to see anyone wearing anything with the words ‘hot’ and ‘moms’ together in a sentence.

  19. Cutie! And the cross indicates he’s god fearin’, too. Not to mention the dueling cell phones which could mean he’s got an important job (but not drug dealing, oh no.) Where can I find this man?!?!Oh, wait. I’m already married.

  20. Mmm. Break me off a piece of that. Are those two cell phones hanging off his belt? And a backwards cap? I’m in love.Seriously, though, my husband has this shirt in red.

  21. I feel like such a loser, I had to look up MILF. I did see American Pie but I guess I missed that whole scene.

  22. The phones are so that he can take two calls from hot moms at once. Smart guy!

  23. I’m gonna get one that says I LOVE ONE HOT STEP MOM and beg my husband to wear it….always room for another message. but I HATE the backwards hat thing…no offense.

  24. My boyfriend has this shirt! He calls me his MILF, so he got the shirt.And as for the phones- yeah a phone attached to the pants is a definite NO NO- and I’m not digging the tucked in shirt!

  25. More men should wear this shirt! Or, maybe I just need to get the shirt that says, “I want to be your MILF.”

  26. That is so funny. Apparently today I can’t come up with a fairly meaningful comment, so I’m gonna read and keep my mouth shut. 🙂

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