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Thanks to Her Royal Badnessfor allowing us to take her dignity right along with her consciousness.

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  • mothergoosemouse 7.28.2007, 3:47 pm

    C, we love you. That’s why we didn’t freeze your bra or put your hand in warm water.

  • stephanie (bad mom) 7.28.2007, 3:49 pm

    I am so totally looking forward to going next year…I wanna be unconscious, surrounded by condom lollipops, cigarettes, and wild women. Wait, sounds like college; I HAVE done this. I think I’m game again though.

  • Chase 7.28.2007, 3:55 pm

    Catherine is either a VERY heavy sleeper or there were mucho Yahootinis involved in the hours preceding this montage.I think I’m placing my money on the Yahootinis.

  • gingajoy 7.28.2007, 3:57 pm

    Catherine was comatoze. We could seriously have violated her SO MUCH MORE. but we refrained, because we respect her dignity too much…

  • Jennifer Doyle 7.28.2007, 4:14 pm

    Oh so funny! Thanks for posting these pictures!

  • Her Bad Mother 7.28.2007, 4:32 pm

    YOU EVIL BITCHES.I’m coming for you.(And? Joy? We sleep in the same room. Watch your back.)

  • flutter 7.28.2007, 4:51 pm

    Oh my god I think i just peed my pants

  • mamatulip 7.28.2007, 4:53 pm

    That. Is. Awesome.

  • Julie Pippert 7.28.2007, 5:24 pm

    I can’t even see what all you did to her, you guys…I’m just stunned someone can SLEEP THROUGH THAT!I want the trick. Bottle it and sell it. :)

  • sam 7.28.2007, 5:41 pm

    OMG!!!!! I’m gonna pee! Tonight pictures of someone riding her?? LMAO!

  • the new girl 7.28.2007, 5:48 pm

    Duuuude.How many points do you get for a picture of a passed out (and awesome) blogger about to be violated with Kristen’s manual breast pump?Should be like 10 BAH-zillion.

  • mrs. q. 7.28.2007, 6:39 pm

    Mean. At least she still has both eyebrows. And I love how she sleeps with her hands in dead-person-open-casket position.

  • sarah doow 7.28.2007, 7:06 pm

    Pure genius.

  • DD 7.28.2007, 7:41 pm

    The wink appears a little wonky.I don’t know how you even got through all that without giggling her awake.

  • former dyspeptic still without a blog in these blogful times 7.28.2007, 7:52 pm

    Sheeesh!I don’t see the casket reference- but I do see someone who is regal being mocked. This is all in good fun? Am I missing something?

  • L.A. Daddy 7.28.2007, 8:01 pm

    Bad, bad, bad. On so many levels. And, yet, sooo good.

  • Major Bedhead 7.28.2007, 8:10 pm

    Hysterical.

  • Granny 7.28.2007, 8:13 pm

    Too funny!

  • Beth Blecherman 7.28.2007, 9:02 pm

    So that is where all the fun was last night! I am soooo partying with you tonight at BlogHer.

  • The Estrogen Files 7.28.2007, 9:17 pm

    LOVE IT!!

  • ewe are here 7.28.2007, 9:24 pm

    hahahahahahahaPoor Catherine.hahahahahahahaI so wish I could have been there.

  • Christine 7.28.2007, 10:05 pm

    I was bummed I wasn’t going to BlogHer…NOW I AM PISSED! Did you guys do the shaving-cream-on-finger-then-tickle-nose thing?

  • crunchy carpets 7.28.2007, 10:17 pm

    Snort….And this is what moms do when they escape

  • Fairly Odd Mother 7.28.2007, 10:38 pm

    Oh you guys. . . you know payback is a bitch. Can’t wait for it! : )

  • Amy Jo 7.28.2007, 10:46 pm

    This was just about the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

  • slouchy 7.28.2007, 11:20 pm

    Catherine, you are a good sport, love.Snort.

  • Liv 7.28.2007, 11:57 pm

    Now making me a little less sad that I wasn’t able to come…oh, the photographic evidence!

  • ali 7.29.2007, 12:41 am

    this may the funniest thing i have ever seen. ever.

  • b*babbler 7.29.2007, 1:18 am

    This is far too funny.I can’t wait to see the photos of the revenge!

  • Kaleigh 7.29.2007, 1:46 am

    I’m so freaking jealous! That’s what I get for NOT turning in early.

  • prescott 7.29.2007, 4:31 am

    It’s so nice to see that maturity isn’t a requirement for being a good parent.

  • Jenny 7.29.2007, 5:26 am

    Evil. But funny.

  • modmom 7.29.2007, 5:48 am

    like my 7th grade slumber party victim i still feel guilty about, but now feel it wasn’t so mean

  • Mary G 7.29.2007, 11:48 am

    Uh huh! Serious conference. Deep thinking.Snork.You lot are hilarious. HBM, get ‘em back.

  • Jonathon Morgan 7.29.2007, 2:13 pm

    holy shit that looks hysterical.

  • moosh in indy. 7.29.2007, 6:09 pm

    It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

  • dorothy 7.29.2007, 6:48 pm

    Remind me to NEVER EVER room with you guys…

  • Lara 7.29.2007, 6:50 pm

    i’ll pay you $20 to violate me like that at blogher ’08.

  • Phoenix 7.29.2007, 6:53 pm

    You guys are so BAD. ut so dam funny. Thanks for sharing.

  • Erin M 7.29.2007, 9:05 pm

    *snort snort snort**my she’s a deep sleeper! hee!

  • jen 7.29.2007, 9:42 pm

    this is beyond hilarious and i cannot believe i missed it. the noise from your room permeated, girlfriend. simply awesome.

  • Lawyer Mama 7.30.2007, 12:08 am

    Oh, dude.Catherine is such a good sport!Totally loved meeting you, Liz. You were right – I loved your mother. But not more than you. You’re both fantastic!

  • WhyMommy 7.30.2007, 2:44 am

    I MISSED YOU GUYS!Totally. You rock.We didn’t do this to ANYONE over in the Second Life BlogHer. :-(

  • Stefania/CityMama 7.30.2007, 3:48 am

    It could have been so much worse.Poor Catherine!

  • Mom O Matic 7.30.2007, 5:10 am

    That is too funny!

  • Blonde Chick 7.30.2007, 1:34 pm

    This has definitely made me decide that I WILL BE GOING NEXT YEAR! You gals are a riot!

  • PunditMom 7.30.2007, 4:27 pm

    You bad, bad ladies! ;)

  • Tere 7.30.2007, 4:29 pm

    Oh damn, that was fucking hilarious! Priceless!

  • dana 7.30.2007, 4:37 pm

    Good golly. Catherine, you see they’ve laid down the gauntlet for next year, now you have to come back with something better. :)

  • Baby in Broad 7.30.2007, 5:31 pm

    Mommy bloggers are evil bitches…in the best way. Hells yeah!

  • Mommy Babble 7.30.2007, 6:52 pm

    That she let you live to post the pictures says so much about her patience and restraint. LOL Looks like a great time, I hope I get to go next year.

  • Momish 7.30.2007, 7:21 pm

    Looks like a great time was had by all! HBM is a wonderful sport and also very stunning, even with all that stuff on her!

  • Suburban Turmoil 7.30.2007, 7:39 pm

    That is fucking HILARIOUS.

  • Elizabeth 7.30.2007, 8:24 pm

    I don’t know which photo cracked me up more-the one with Julie making that face, the one with the two weird stick ball things that were in the bowl on the dresser, or the manual breast pump. Or maybe the one with Joy holding that slice of pizza-how did she not smell that? Next year, I wanna party with you guys!

  • gorillabuns 7.30.2007, 9:31 pm

    i’m surprised, you didn’t put her hand in a glass of cold water.quite funny!

  • TB 7.31.2007, 2:18 am

    Awesome. All the breastfeeding moms taking advantage of their three drink maximum to get the non lactating mom while she’s passed out. You all took it to a new level this year. Sorry I missed it.

  • creative-type dad 7.31.2007, 4:46 pm

    LOL!Did you freeze her bra too?

  • María 7.25.2008, 3:16 am

    I’m a year late, I know – but Catherine just linked me this and I had to comment, even though it’s just to say: Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

  • BareFoot Finn 9.15.2009, 2:31 pm

    That is some funny stuff right there…Thanks for the laugh!

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