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7.28.2007

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(With apologies to putstuffonyourcat.com)











Thanks to Her Royal Badnessfor allowing us to take her dignity right along with her consciousness.

59 shards of brilliance… read them below or add one

mothergoosemouse July 28, 2007 at 3:47 pm

C, we love you. That’s why we didn’t freeze your bra or put your hand in warm water.

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stephanie (bad mom) July 28, 2007 at 3:49 pm

I am so totally looking forward to going next year…I wanna be unconscious, surrounded by condom lollipops, cigarettes, and wild women. Wait, sounds like college; I HAVE done this. I think I’m game again though.

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Chase July 28, 2007 at 3:55 pm

Catherine is either a VERY heavy sleeper or there were mucho Yahootinis involved in the hours preceding this montage.I think I’m placing my money on the Yahootinis.

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gingajoy July 28, 2007 at 3:57 pm

Catherine was comatoze. We could seriously have violated her SO MUCH MORE. but we refrained, because we respect her dignity too much…

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Jennifer Doyle July 28, 2007 at 4:14 pm

Oh so funny! Thanks for posting these pictures!

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Her Bad Mother July 28, 2007 at 4:32 pm

YOU EVIL BITCHES.I’m coming for you.(And? Joy? We sleep in the same room. Watch your back.)

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flutter July 28, 2007 at 4:51 pm

Oh my god I think i just peed my pants

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mamatulip July 28, 2007 at 4:53 pm

That. Is. Awesome.

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Julie Pippert July 28, 2007 at 5:24 pm

I can’t even see what all you did to her, you guys…I’m just stunned someone can SLEEP THROUGH THAT!I want the trick. Bottle it and sell it. :)

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sam July 28, 2007 at 5:41 pm

OMG!!!!! I’m gonna pee! Tonight pictures of someone riding her?? LMAO!

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the new girl July 28, 2007 at 5:48 pm

Duuuude.How many points do you get for a picture of a passed out (and awesome) blogger about to be violated with Kristen’s manual breast pump?Should be like 10 BAH-zillion.

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mrs. q. July 28, 2007 at 6:39 pm

Mean. At least she still has both eyebrows. And I love how she sleeps with her hands in dead-person-open-casket position.

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sarah doow July 28, 2007 at 7:06 pm

Pure genius.

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DD July 28, 2007 at 7:41 pm

The wink appears a little wonky.I don’t know how you even got through all that without giggling her awake.

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former dyspeptic still without a blog in these blogful times July 28, 2007 at 7:52 pm

Sheeesh!I don’t see the casket reference- but I do see someone who is regal being mocked. This is all in good fun? Am I missing something?

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L.A. Daddy July 28, 2007 at 8:01 pm

Bad, bad, bad. On so many levels. And, yet, sooo good.

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Major Bedhead July 28, 2007 at 8:10 pm

Hysterical.

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Granny July 28, 2007 at 8:13 pm

Too funny!

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Beth Blecherman July 28, 2007 at 9:02 pm

So that is where all the fun was last night! I am soooo partying with you tonight at BlogHer.

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The Estrogen Files July 28, 2007 at 9:17 pm

LOVE IT!!

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ewe are here July 28, 2007 at 9:24 pm

hahahahahahahaPoor Catherine.hahahahahahahaI so wish I could have been there.

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Christine July 28, 2007 at 10:05 pm

I was bummed I wasn’t going to BlogHer…NOW I AM PISSED! Did you guys do the shaving-cream-on-finger-then-tickle-nose thing?

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crunchy carpets July 28, 2007 at 10:17 pm

Snort….And this is what moms do when they escape

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Fairly Odd Mother July 28, 2007 at 10:38 pm

Oh you guys. . . you know payback is a bitch. Can’t wait for it! : )

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Amy Jo July 28, 2007 at 10:46 pm

This was just about the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

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slouchy July 28, 2007 at 11:20 pm

Catherine, you are a good sport, love.Snort.

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Liv July 28, 2007 at 11:57 pm

Now making me a little less sad that I wasn’t able to come…oh, the photographic evidence!

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ali July 29, 2007 at 12:41 am

this may the funniest thing i have ever seen. ever.

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b*babbler July 29, 2007 at 1:18 am

This is far too funny.I can’t wait to see the photos of the revenge!

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Kaleigh July 29, 2007 at 1:46 am

I’m so freaking jealous! That’s what I get for NOT turning in early.

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prescott July 29, 2007 at 4:31 am

It’s so nice to see that maturity isn’t a requirement for being a good parent.

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Jenny July 29, 2007 at 5:26 am

Evil. But funny.

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modmom July 29, 2007 at 5:48 am

like my 7th grade slumber party victim i still feel guilty about, but now feel it wasn’t so mean

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Mary G July 29, 2007 at 11:48 am

Uh huh! Serious conference. Deep thinking.Snork.You lot are hilarious. HBM, get ‘em back.

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Jonathon Morgan July 29, 2007 at 2:13 pm

holy shit that looks hysterical.

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moosh in indy. July 29, 2007 at 6:09 pm

It was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

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dorothy July 29, 2007 at 6:48 pm

Remind me to NEVER EVER room with you guys…

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Lara July 29, 2007 at 6:50 pm

i’ll pay you $20 to violate me like that at blogher ’08.

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Phoenix July 29, 2007 at 6:53 pm

You guys are so BAD. ut so dam funny. Thanks for sharing.

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Erin M July 29, 2007 at 9:05 pm

*snort snort snort**my she’s a deep sleeper! hee!

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jen July 29, 2007 at 9:42 pm

this is beyond hilarious and i cannot believe i missed it. the noise from your room permeated, girlfriend. simply awesome.

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Lawyer Mama July 30, 2007 at 12:08 am

Oh, dude.Catherine is such a good sport!Totally loved meeting you, Liz. You were right – I loved your mother. But not more than you. You’re both fantastic!

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WhyMommy July 30, 2007 at 2:44 am

I MISSED YOU GUYS!Totally. You rock.We didn’t do this to ANYONE over in the Second Life BlogHer. :-(

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Stefania/CityMama July 30, 2007 at 3:48 am

It could have been so much worse.Poor Catherine!

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Mom O Matic July 30, 2007 at 5:10 am

That is too funny!

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Blonde Chick July 30, 2007 at 1:34 pm

This has definitely made me decide that I WILL BE GOING NEXT YEAR! You gals are a riot!

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PunditMom July 30, 2007 at 4:27 pm

You bad, bad ladies! ;)

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Tere July 30, 2007 at 4:29 pm

Oh damn, that was fucking hilarious! Priceless!

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dana July 30, 2007 at 4:37 pm

Good golly. Catherine, you see they’ve laid down the gauntlet for next year, now you have to come back with something better. :)

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Baby in Broad July 30, 2007 at 5:31 pm

Mommy bloggers are evil bitches…in the best way. Hells yeah!

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Mommy Babble July 30, 2007 at 6:52 pm

That she let you live to post the pictures says so much about her patience and restraint. LOL Looks like a great time, I hope I get to go next year.

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Momish July 30, 2007 at 7:21 pm

Looks like a great time was had by all! HBM is a wonderful sport and also very stunning, even with all that stuff on her!

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Suburban Turmoil July 30, 2007 at 7:39 pm

That is fucking HILARIOUS.

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Elizabeth July 30, 2007 at 8:24 pm

I don’t know which photo cracked me up more-the one with Julie making that face, the one with the two weird stick ball things that were in the bowl on the dresser, or the manual breast pump. Or maybe the one with Joy holding that slice of pizza-how did she not smell that? Next year, I wanna party with you guys!

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gorillabuns July 30, 2007 at 9:31 pm

i’m surprised, you didn’t put her hand in a glass of cold water.quite funny!

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TB July 31, 2007 at 2:18 am

Awesome. All the breastfeeding moms taking advantage of their three drink maximum to get the non lactating mom while she’s passed out. You all took it to a new level this year. Sorry I missed it.

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creative-type dad July 31, 2007 at 4:46 pm

LOL!Did you freeze her bra too?

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María July 25, 2008 at 3:16 am

I’m a year late, I know – but Catherine just linked me this and I had to comment, even though it’s just to say: Ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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BareFoot Finn September 15, 2009 at 2:31 pm

That is some funny stuff right there…Thanks for the laugh!

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