Making Fun of Poor Defenseless Housepets: Sport or Viable Career Path?


Give me your best caption for this photo I found on Nate’s computer today–I know you have a good one in mind–and I’ll donate $50 in your name to Daring Young Mom’s admirable volunteer efforts to help the good folks of Washington State. Otherwise Nate’s utter and complete disregard for any dignity that our poor little Emily might have left had will be for naught.

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Meanwhile, thank you so much for the wonderful questions for the Toy Industry Association – the ones posted and the ones emailed to me. I’m so glad to see so many thoughtful, concerned parents who have more to say than just “Arggghhhhhh!”

Hopefully answers will be posted within the week.

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Oh, and if this is true, it’s awesome. Maybe Nate will get Trump at his table when he goes back to waiting tables next week.

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36 thoughts on “Making Fun of Poor Defenseless Housepets: Sport or Viable Career Path?”

  1. Geez, I HATE playing dodge ball with these guys. They ALWAYS get me.Amy aka Kvetch, who for some reason cannot leave a normal comment.

  2. “Well let me tell you. Being ‘real’ is fine and dandy…until you barf on the bed. Then the humans get all crazy. The Skin Horse never mentioned that part.”

  3. Gulliver’s Travels Gone Dogor“Isn’t Gulliver supposed to be a dude not a dog?”“Yeah, but we’re so not Liliputians so what’s the difference. Tie her down.”

  4. You’re going to pay for this, think unexpected “presents” in surprising places.(unlurking temporarily to post)

  5. “I can haz gigantism?”“Dogzilla must haz ur plastic?”“Stop looking at me! Stop it!”“I always lose the staring contests…”

  6. Owl: Alright, who put that DRINK ME bottle where the dog could reach it? This isn’t Emily In Wonderland, people. Pig, go find mushrooms, STAT!

  7. I see motherhood uncensored went the Gulliver route, but I’m going to add mine anyway.“Meanwhile, Gulliver’s dog discovered that the Liliputian’s pets included a variety of animals.

  8. “Ever since that lead-paint-from-China scare, chewing toys just doesn’t seem as appealing as it once did.”

  9. They’d better hope none of them falls into a well…they are so dead.orVery funny. But not as funny as “Guess where I took a dump.”

  10. “Listen up…in the wild you all have me trumped, here, this is my domaine…I’m the king pin!”Love it!

  11. The “Animal Pride” entry was scrapped from the parade after their balloon deflated.

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