Barrista With an Attitude: Um, I don’t know if we can do that.
Me: Well you have croissants. And you have brie, right?
Me: So is that okay then?
BWA: Well what I have to do is order a brie on a baguette, then also charge you for a croissant.
Me: That’s ridiculous. I just want brie on a croissant. You can’t like charge me for a croissant and add brie? Or charge me for the baguette and just add the 50 cent difference for the croissant?
BWA: No. You have to order both.
Me: Well that’s silly. I’ll just get the baguette.
BWA: Or wait – here’s an idea! Order both, and then you can take the brie off the baguette, put it on the croissant, and then bring home the baguette for later.
Me: I think God is telling me to ease up on the carbs.