“I do not!”
“Yes you do!”
And the crazy thing is, this so-called drama is TOTALLY EXCLUSIVE TO THE MOMOSPHERE. I mean, I have never once seen any sort of uncivil disagreement on oh, say Gawker or Huffington Post or the New York Times or…
I even have a tag line. It’s rough but…oh okay. I’ll share.
Mamageddon: Everyone is welcome!
(It’s a friendly sort of mommy war, see?)
We haven’t quite landed on the battlefields yet but a few have been floated:
-Libertarian parents who feel oppressed by the man and its evil car seat laws v Parents who buckle up
-Moms who let their kids eat raw cookie dough v moms who love them too much to let them get salmonella. (via Joy Unexpected)
-Team You’re Doing it Wrong v Team No You Are. (via Julie)
-Elmo lovers v elmo haters who will then rise up together and take on the anti-TV people (via Any Mommy Out There)
What mommy wars would you like to see? It’s your war! This is a democracy!
Because lord knows I think we’re all tired of the old ones.