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7.18.2011

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Yesterday, Thalia marched up to me in the kitchen, holding up a phillips-head screwdriver that must have been lying around somewhere, and brandishing it like a sword.

“You know mommy – I can screw anything I want.”

I’m hoping that was her way of informing me that she had decided to go into politics.

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Marinka July 18, 2011 at 6:57 am

Thalia ’16!
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Mom101 July 18, 2011 at 7:01 am

YIKES.

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A Mommy in the City July 18, 2011 at 8:10 am

Oh wow!
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TyKes Mom July 18, 2011 at 8:53 am

LOL! I’ll vote for her! (Unless it would help you keep your sanity if I didn’t.) ;-)
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Liz July 18, 2011 at 10:37 am

LOL! Kids say the darndest things…
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Gabriela July 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I love your blog and often thought about leaving a comment but never have. I couldn’t let this one go by without one. This was hilarious. I love it! Team Thalia!

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Mom101 July 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Thanks so much Gabriela! I’m on Team Thalia too. (Although hopefully the Thalia that doesn’t screw everything.)

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Rachael July 18, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Made me LOL at work! This is so funny, your daughter is adorable! :)
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Kimommy July 18, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Brilliant!

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The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful July 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm

Just make sure she always wears a grounding device.
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Xiomara July 19, 2011 at 11:22 am

HAHA! This post totally cracked me up! Thanks for sharing.
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Tara July 21, 2011 at 11:40 pm

Weeeeeeellllll…..that’ll put hair on a mom’s chest!

Let’s hope she decides that just because she can, doesn’t mean she should! =)

Very cute story!
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Danielle July 25, 2011 at 6:39 pm

That’s hilarious!
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