You know that disclaimer written at the bottom of some emails? The one that says this email is only for the intended recipient and legal threats blah blah and here’s some more stuff that you will ignore anyway and now this disclaimer is super long but the gist is don’t forward it and anyway we just paid for our lawyer’s kid’s college education by writing this, and whatever, have a nice day.
Well none of these had that at the bottom.
Dear Dad, when I think of you, I think ya know, your butt could really be a little cleaner. Happy Father’s Day!
The perfect Father’s Day gift for any father. Wait…except those secular ones. Crap, forgot about those.
Download our new child safety app, you clueless delusional jerk parent who has no idea what you’re doing.
The perfect name for a children’s line, if I’ve ever heard one.
iPads for children / 5 year-olds drinking and driving. And the world has a new perfect analogy.
Actually I’d like to help her. I just have no idea what she’s talking about.