For this year’s GOP Candidacy Qualification Test, please number each item from 1-17, in order of threat to our great nation, with 1 being most threatening to our nation, and 17 being least threatening although still probably very very threatening.
__People who eat kale chips
__Elitists that are not actual Presidential candidates
__Old people who want their social security, boo hoo hoo.
__Parents who don’t allow their kids to own toy guns
__Liberal women who want everyone to have an abortion which is all of them
__Immigrants who are not Sofia Vergara
Thank you for your submission. Your answers will be evaluated and your qualifications for candidacy assessed shortly. God bless America, but only the God that we say is God, not some other one you might be thinking of which would automatically disqualify you anyway. And have a nice day.