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I swear I just found them this way.

8.15.2012

in funny to me at least

Naked baby dolls. You can’t leave them alone for even 5 minutes these days.

babies gone gadI blame Jersey Shore.

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Jen Singer August 15, 2012 at 9:56 am

Hahahahaha! All boys here, so no dolls. But I always wondered what the toy dinosaurs were doing in the living room plants.
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Nate August 15, 2012 at 10:02 am

Ha! I took this same picture a few weeks ago when they were in a similar position but never posted it, and then when I saw them like this this morning I was going to post them, but it looks like you beat me to it.

Thus, for the first time in 10 years, you beat me to a joke!

(I’m sure my 10 readers will be disappointed)

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Mom101 August 15, 2012 at 10:46 am

Uh I think it was the second time. But who’s counting.

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Korinthia Klein August 15, 2012 at 10:16 am

The toys in our house all look like something from the Island of Dr Moreau. My kids add bat wings and feathers and tape and bits of rope…. A little naked baby doll fun looks downright wholesome to me.
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neal August 15, 2012 at 1:22 pm

You can’t go wrong blaming the Jersey Shore.
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Marinka August 15, 2012 at 7:00 pm

That’s so not in the Bible.
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Tonya August 16, 2012 at 12:13 am

Now THAT’S funny! I woke from a short nap the other day to find all my daughter’s Barbies naked in the bubble-filled kitchen sink. Thing is, my daughter is into One Direction these days, having abandoned Barbie dolls months ago – it was my two little boys who had stripped them down and plopped them in the sink.
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Kate@SurroundedByPenises August 16, 2012 at 2:51 am

Well atleast they bathed first ;)

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Mom101 August 17, 2012 at 7:36 am

HA!

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Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes August 16, 2012 at 5:51 am

Tsk tsk tsk, those dolls are clearly up to no good
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Karen August 16, 2012 at 11:50 am

Do they have a future in the niche market of doll porn?
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Kathy V. August 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm

These kids. They just start younger and younger, don’t they?
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Laura August 17, 2012 at 1:14 am

JUST the laugh that I needed to end a day of mundane, inane and frustrating. Now must go check and make sure the dolls in my house aren’t hooking up with action figures.
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Mom101 August 17, 2012 at 7:35 am

They definitely are. The question is whether you’ll catch them.

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Desperate Housedad August 17, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Oh man, naked dolls are the creepiest. Something about that plasticy skin just bothers me.
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Colin Yebas August 17, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Well…for me it wouldn’t be that much of a problem finding 2 naked dolls hugging each other in my son’s room. But then again it’s two naked girls at the time and he is only three years old :D

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Kate Williamson August 21, 2012 at 10:38 am

Naked dolls are just so creepy. This is what the Jersey show is doing, huh!

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Jagoda Nails April 4, 2013 at 11:24 pm

How happy I don’t find dolls in that kind of positions in my son’s bedroom :)
On other hand though – he spends all time with tv and console, it’s so hard to get children out these days…

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