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When white girls rap

Our refrigerator is the proud new owner of this original rap.

Lyrics ©Thalia 2013. Surgical tape, © Johnson + Johnson

thalias rap

Transcription (with minor spelling edits by anal writer mother):

I really love to sing/ but it’s really tiring/ cause I always lose my ring/ and there’s a sound that goes like ding/ when I try to sing/ people interrupt me with a ding/ and that’s why it’s tiring/and also annoying/because of the ring…

and the interrupting.


Yo, don’t mess with a seven-year-old when she’s trying to sing! It’s annoying. Also, she might surgical tape you to the wall.

East coast!


{ 7 comments… add one }

  • Korinthia Klein 3.28.2013, 8:01 am

    Best lyrics I’ve seen in a while, actually. Go Thalia!

    • Mom101 3.28.2013, 5:10 pm

      I’m just hoping the ding is a reference to the kitchen timer? Something? Just not a ding in her head.

  • Tanya 3.28.2013, 12:21 pm

    So cute! Also very creative.

  • Zach Rosenberg 3.28.2013, 3:23 pm

    She’s like a younger Lady Sovereign. I’d say “smaller” but Lady Sovereign’s actually pretty tiny.

    • Mom101 3.28.2013, 5:10 pm

      I’ll take it!

      I’m not cool enough to even get that reference, so I’ll have to trust you.

  • Pat 3.31.2013, 8:47 am

    I love how “interrupting” warranted another piece of paper. And another piece of surgical tape.

  • Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com 4.02.2013, 1:36 pm

    I love how creative she is! (Also, I love the extra piece of paper below to fit everything in!)

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