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When white girls rap


in funny to me at least,my girls

Our refrigerator is the proud new owner of this original rap.

Lyrics ©Thalia 2013. Surgical tape, © Johnson + Johnson

thalias rap

Transcription (with minor spelling edits by anal writer mother):

I really love to sing/ but it’s really tiring/ cause I always lose my ring/ and there’s a sound that goes like ding/ when I try to sing/ people interrupt me with a ding/ and that’s why it’s tiring/and also annoying/because of the ring…

and the interrupting.


Yo, don’t mess with a seven-year-old when she’s trying to sing! It’s annoying. Also, she might surgical tape you to the wall.

East coast!


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Korinthia Klein March 28, 2013 at 8:01 am

Best lyrics I’ve seen in a while, actually. Go Thalia!
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Mom101 March 28, 2013 at 5:10 pm

I’m just hoping the ding is a reference to the kitchen timer? Something? Just not a ding in her head.


Tanya March 28, 2013 at 12:21 pm

So cute! Also very creative.
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Zach Rosenberg March 28, 2013 at 3:23 pm

She’s like a younger Lady Sovereign. I’d say “smaller” but Lady Sovereign’s actually pretty tiny.
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Mom101 March 28, 2013 at 5:10 pm

I’ll take it!

I’m not cool enough to even get that reference, so I’ll have to trust you.


Pat March 31, 2013 at 8:47 am

I love how “interrupting” warranted another piece of paper. And another piece of surgical tape.


Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com April 2, 2013 at 1:36 pm

I love how creative she is! (Also, I love the extra piece of paper below to fit everything in!)
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