People who are lazy:

1) Anyone who buys pre-washed salad greens*

      *That would be me

2) Able-bodied adults who take the elevator down one floor.

3) Screenwriters employing the line, “looks like we’ve got company…”

4) TV producers who run tired stories pitting working moms against stay-at-home moms to guarantee a pathetic little ratings bump.

People who are not lazy:

1) Stay at home moms.

I hope that clears things up, Anderson.

(HT to Punditmom)