Wanna see the new hairs I have around my nipples? They’re HUGE!

Um, I think my silicone is leaking.

You’ll never guess what I’m doing right now, Bob! No, seriously, guess…nope…uh-uh….guess again…

Why in the world would nurses need special bras? I’m, like, so confused.

You promise this won’t end up on the internet, right?