Anger Which of you [expletive deleted] grandparents got my kids hooked on this show? Don’t you even know that the main character sounds like some nightmare out of a Stephen King movie and that the children tuck their plaid shirts into their khakis and hike them up to their chests, pretty much guaranteeing they will be beat up every single day of their lives? Have you no taste? Have you no sense?
Bargaining I promise I will stop feeding my children cereal for dinner. Just let the TV be struck by lightning right now.
Depression What is the point in fighting it? My life is officially over. I’m going to start wearing scrunchies in my hair.
Acceptance Okay so Barney does have a point about sharing being good and imagination being important. My kids seem to be happy while he’s on TV and they’re not pummeling each other either. And you know? Under the right circumstances? I’d probably have sex with him.