But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…
susan how many children do she has
why the snoody bitch not invite my kid
Perhaps because you refer to her as a snoody bitch? Just a guess.
what are 50 words to apresiate
Let’s start with “appreciate” and move on from there.
why victoria secret puts nude women in their papers?
I’d imagine nude men don’t look as good in push-up bras
why are some women half naked
Baby steps. Baby steps.
scary ass kids toys
Probably the worst idea for a kids toy I have seen yet.
mommy blog dark circles
It’s true, we run in dark circles. Blame it on the satanic music we play at our meetings
facebook confession ideas
Forgive me Mark Zuckerberg, for I have sinned. It has been 12 minutes since I last checked my timeline.
things a daycare should never say
“So you do know that after 10 weeks, we get to keep her.”
Hi yourself, sailor
Hopefully they are asking for other people, and not in fact spawning themselves.
baby resemble mom or dad
That would be the ideal situation, I suppose. Especially for dad.
My husband puts acdc up loud in car and I’m pregnant now
Is that all it takes to get pregnant? Duggars, your secret is out.
born free then caged
Hey, beats duct tape.
baby shower my cankles in hells photo
Spoiler alert for first trimester moms.
dr sears weaning
Are there pictures of that? I for one would like to see how his boobs turned out.
RHCP: Mothers Milk
E-Rotic: Don’t Make Me Wet
Jet: Look What You’ve Done To Me
Alert the authorities.
kids swimsuits that are padded – where to find them.
how to no my 4 yo child smart or no
I hate to break it to you…
Where to buy really cool baby
The baby store, duh.
Oh, internet perverts. Where would my traffic be without you?
Oh god, like the regular G-rated Barney isn’t scarring enough
i don’t wear underwear
We all need to share sometimes. I understand and I’m glad I could be here for you.
french maid photo of sean hannity
I changed my mind. Barney XXX isn’t so bad.
slutty girls in slutty outfits
As opposed to those slutty girls in floor-length modesty clothes. (Also hot. In its own way. Maybe.)
moms in thongs
We aim to frighten.
world’s biggest boobs of genius book records
I’m just glad women are finally being recognized for both their bodies and their brains.
sexsy mom neede cosk usa
Lovelorn gentleman need english-thai dictionary
worst pair of nipples ever
See also: Dr. Sears weaning
Oh gross. How did this even make it through my filter?
The investigative reporters are onto us.
the truth about mommy blogs
I will tell you right after this word from my sponsor.
tuna fish brand
It’s so cruel to use those things on poor tuna fish.
real pictures of grapes
Because retouching has become a huge issue in the grape self-esteem movement.
prada without high fructose corn syrup
Good lord, it’s in everything these days.
how to make eggs taste great
You have come to the wrong place and your refund is forthcoming.
is greek yogurt okay for kids?
All but Turkish kids.
what kind of condiments make hair grow
Grey Poupon works wonders, but you have to apply it directly to the scalp.
My very favorite kind of search
free advertising on mommy blogs
Yeah, take a number.
And you thought moms in thongs was weird.
old vagina fun
I’m sure the old vagina will be pleased to hear this
The next logical follow up to the Walmart moms?
show me the best naked women
I demand the best, dammit!
god loves milfs
moms fedam peeing
They go both ways.
my girlfriend’s mom hates me genital wartss
Are these related queries? Because I have a theory.
Try though I might, sometimes I just have no freaking idea what they’re talking about
mel cries father leg cramps amazing
mommy tgo bobbs
why to pregnet women get gaseos
how come peole with fas don’t wash themselves
A little randomy randomness
hernia and helena
A Midsummer Night’s Abdominal Injury: Not entirely what Shakespeare had intended
something i can put on twitter
Groucho glasses? A kicky cloche?
what has fingers and thumbs but no arms?
A hand? Wild guess.
pretty street names
Unicorns and Daffodils and Princess Lane (this answer brought to you by my five year old)
dora explorer perfume
Smells like tacos and abandonment
go “club med” sex
Go! Go! We’re rooting for you, club med sex!
growing up catholic leaves you a no social life virgin loser
Angry Buddhist alert.
staying alive kids outfit
Go to helicoptermomwarehouse.net. Search for “bubble wrap.”
101 stupid questions
This post should get you started.
websites that scare the crap out of yous
Ulysses Chutes and Ladders
It goes on and on and on and on…
I’ve still got it!
Proof that sometimes spelling really matters
free picks of big butts
I appreciate the offer, but no thank you.
Thanks Huffington Post for including this in your best of the mom/dad blogs of the week. Glad you liked the ACDC one too.