Happy Mother’s Day everyone. This one’s for you.
I am mother, hear me yawn
I fell asleep with my bra on
And I woke up with a LEGO in my ear
It’s Mother’s Day so bring it on
Please let me sleep beyond the dawn,
Then just lie and say you’ll do it for a year.
Oh yes I am strong
(Though I cannot hold my pee)
I wrote this song
In the darkness before three
Because of love, I can do anything
I am tired
I’m inexhaustible,
I am Mother
The kids will make me crayon cards
Then I will clean the crayons shards
And the glue stick on the couch and in their hair
I pray for one hour on my own
To watch a show that I’ve postponed
Or to read or nap or just be unaware
Oh yes I am strong
Just try an hour at Gymboree
Please pass the bong
(Don’t call CPS on me)
Because of love, I can do anything
I am tired
I’m inexhaustible,
I am Mother
I am Mother, watch and learn
All you newbies with concerns
The sooner you accept your fate you’ll be ahead
There’s no insurance, no sick pay
The saggy boobs are here to stay
Though who will see them when the baby’s in your bed?
Oh yes I am strong
Just ask my doula and OB
I could go on
Even Hillary’d agree
Because of love, I can do anything
I am tired
I’m inexhaustible,
I am Mother
Thanks, Helen Reddy. And my own mom. And everyone who’s ever parodied this song before. You’re my heroes.
Love it.
Happy Mother’s Day to you, me, and moms everywhere.
Steph
Stephanie Precourt recently posted..Remind me
Sending this to every mother in the world. I can’t even express how much it made me laugh (as I listen to my family make me a breakfast I will need to clean up).
Cindy – The Reedster Speaks recently posted..WTF, Week?
Your poem made me laugh out loud. I shared it with my hubby and 8 y/o. My 4y/o told me to stop talking! I relate to accepting my fate! Thank you for sharing this. And am really tempted to Facebook it on my No Mother’s Day.
You know what I’m thankful for today? You and your words. This is brilliant.
Love, exhausted me who just experienced an hour of screaming from my son for Mother’s Day (he refused to go to Sunday School)
Holly recently posted..Happy Anti-Mother’s Day from Time Magazine
Oh Liz, so funny. Thank you!
Happy Mother’s Day to you, and to all of you mothers, would-be mothers, grandmothers, godmothers, etc. that read here, too.
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Thanks everyone! You all make me happy right back. Hope you’re having an amazing day, whatever it is that you’re doing.
Mom101 recently posted..I Am Mother, Hear Me Yawn
YES! Happy Mother’s Day!
I’m so happy to be part of the most amazing club in the world ♥
Annie recently posted..A Letter to My Daughter
Isn’t that just the perfect way to put it? Thanks Annie.
Mom101 recently posted..I Am Mother, Hear Me Yawn
Ugh. I was up with my little one three times last night.
A mother’s work is never done…. However, it is wonderful to be a mom at long last. Thanks for the laugh!
Clio recently posted..Mother’s Day Wish List
Last night I actually DID NOT fall asleep on the sofa with my bra on – for the first time in maybe a month – yay me! Love this song, thank you, thank you! (I am now so tired from Mothers Day I think I may just do a face plant at my computer for a little nap.)
Varda (SquashedMom) recently posted..Talking about Screen-love at Hopeful Parents
Brilliant as usual.. I just want to know why they only have doula’s for childbirth.. Forget about a babysitter, I need a mom doula:-)
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I think they’re called wives, right? We can all use one.
Excellent. Happy Mother’s Day, ladies!
Bree recently posted..I hope all you moms are having a wonderful day!
Back at you, Bree!
This is hilarious! My 6 month old baby still can’t greet me or make me a card but I am still so happy. This definitely made my day. Thanks, Liz. Happy Mom’s Day, everyone.
Hazel recently posted..Wisdom From The Goddess Mom
Give it a year or two Hazel. It’s the best part of the day by far.Happy first Mother’s Day to you!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers who became Superwoman in the most unexpected ways.
I laughed at the LEGO part.
This is great! I want to sing it out loud to the neighborhood. And I’m reading this Monday just to make my mom’s day last a little bit longer. Love it!
Kim at Mama Mzungu recently posted..No Mothers Day
Feel free to sing it out loud and send me the film…
“Lego in my ear….” such a special moment. Thanks for the laugh and Happy Mother’s Day!
Korinthia Klein recently posted..Mother’s Day and Movies
Brilliant!
A happy mothers day to all!
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Happy Mother’s Day!
Pass the bong..hehe
This is awesome! I just sent this to a bunch of the moms in my life. Thanks for the Monday morning smile!
Shana recently posted..Scene at the Park
Oh man I love this! I was looking to see which part I could relate to the most but realized, heck the whole poem could’ve been dedicated to me! Happy belated Mother’s Day!
Sleeping Should Be Easy recently posted..Weekend links and 3 essential lessons I learned from my mom
I’m impressed with how well you were able to hide your exhaustion, and the glue in your hair, in Miami.
Very cute. Happy Mom’s Day!
Katherine @ Postpartum Progress recently posted..Frelle: On The Variety of Symptoms of Postpartum Depression
1) Chanel cover-up
2) Showers
You reminded me to do a kegel. Yay.
Amanda recently posted..For Mother’s Day
Ha!
I so related to every.single.line. LOVE. Printing out and hanging up!
Helen Reddy was a great anthem for an age. This did her proud.
Grown and Flown recently posted..Sending My Kids to the 70s
Love it… though I would have much preferred it as a vlog with you singing it, Liz! When you get that up on YouTube, let me know!!
This is great and so funny! This weekend I am making a point to leave comments on the blogs I read b/c yes comments are important and this post totally got me so I had to say hi! Yes, I am tired too and can totally relate!
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