Thalia is learning about marine life in preschool this week all with perfectly preschool-appropriate activities: Reading a story about an octopus, painting a giant whale, making crab cakes. Blah blah blah.

So it made sense when she said that her classmates have all been playing “Jellyfish” this week and she wanted to play with her sister.

From the next room: Okay Sage it’s your turn.

Now you are going to sting me.

Is it stinging? Ow, ow it stings!

Okay…now pee on me.

She has very thorough teachers I guess.