Me: Thalia, you have to eat this piece of pizza. It’s so teeny – it’s not really even a piece, it’s like a quarter of a piece. It’s three bites. Come on, eat it please.
Thalia: I don’t like pizza.
Me: What? You’re a communist. All American kids like pizza. It’s like the law. You’re crazy.
Thalia: I don’t like it.
Me: So what do you like?
Thalia: Rice.
Me: And what else?
Thalia: Milk.
Me: And what else?
Thalia: Cake.
Me: Rice, milk, and cake. That’s what you like. Anything else?
Thalia: I will eat the pizza. But only with no cheese. And no sauce.
Me: So you just want the crust?
Thalia: No, I don’t like the crust.
Me: So no pizza, then.
Thalia: No.
Me: Outstanding.