10. There just aren’t enough men leering at third graders in the world.

9. Every young girl’s self-esteem should hinge on the size of her breasts.

8. It’s a less expensive way to give your daughter premature breasts than hormone-fed beef

7. It would be ageist to limit cleavage to the post-pubescent.

6. All the girls are doing it in the OC.

5. She’ll be a shoo-in at the Little Miss Hooters pageant (junior division).

4. It’s not like it’s a D Cup.

3. She still has to wait until 13 for implants.

2.  Your just jelous.

1. Maybe if she’s lucky, Roman Polanski will date her.

[ht kelly wallace. And abercrombie]