Nate: Okay, time to change your diaper.

Thalia: No!

Nate: Let me change it Thalia, you pooped.

Thalia: NO!

Nate: Oh Thalia, please let me change your smelly, stinky diaper filled with excrement. Please do me the courtesy of allowing me take it off your body and then wipe all that poop off of your butt and then please let me…

Thalia: Aw, don’t cry, Daddy.