Go. Read. Now.

Some parents in China, in an admirable attempt to bump the lead paint scare off the headlines, are trying to name their child @.

That’s right, @.

After all those months of painfully brainstorming names for She Who is Now Called Sage, who knew that the perfect answer was right there in front of us, every time we checked our email.

Personally I prefer &.

At least you could call him Sandy.

Sorry, grammar geek humor.