“Snack?”

“You’re hungry, sweetie? What can I get you?”

“[mumblemumble] crackers.”

“Okay. Do you want goldfish crackers?”

“No!”

“Fine, geez. What crackers do you want?”

“Grandma crackers.”

“Grandma crackers? Did grandma give you special crackers this weekend?”

“Grandma crackers.”

I pull out every type of crackers we have – Wheat Thins. Stoned Wheat Thins. Carr’s. Organic Stoneground Wheat…

“No! Grandma crackers.”

“Sweetie, I’m sorry, I don’t know what grandma cra…ohhhhh wait. Do you mean these?”

“Grandma crackers! Yayyyy!”